Evil’s Cheat Sheet of Total Domination; Oct 20-26

Oh, dear Snakies, are we having a bit too much of a Zen semester? WAKE UUUUUUUUPPPPP!

Put the Hotties down and back away from the bar.

This week homework posts are as follows:
1. Ravenclaw with 85
2. Hufflepuff with 78
3. Slytherin with 67
4. Gryffindor with 61

Which means we’re barely holding onto second place in October and for the term the Ravenclaws have almost 100 more homework projects than us. And we’re in second place there too, which should tell you that the Claws want the Cup really BAD.

Come on; let’s make it a challenge for them. You know, when you make a Ravenclaw worry they go straight to their spreadsheets and recalculate. I want to see ink smudged faces in class and forgotten quills stuck in student’s hair.

Let’s cause some mayhem and flood the professors with homework – only a few days left in October, then last month of the term.

Be Slythertastic Snakes. Go Slytherin, go!